Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Y7...story of MTH101

This is Year 7000(Y7). I am "mth101", one of the few remaining humans on this planet and the 101th one here who is programmed for mathematics. Here we have designed a communication network to communicate with the past. We are trying to communicate with you using the network. Yesterday I was going through articles from 21st century so that I can inform you the changes that have occured till date.

First change, we no longer speak "English", instead we don't know any particular language, we have been programmed to talk using our thoughts. Second, yes humans are programmed (gene coding) to perform a particular task by automated species (robots) . We are controlled by the programming robots. I am attaching the profile of my programmer.

Since there is limited space alloted for communication, I have to stop here. I hope to contact you after some days to inform you about remaining changes.

Programmer Profile:-

Name :- Nand Nickeltan
Appearance :- extremely thin lady robot
Previous Achievements :- programmed 101 mathematic humans of which "99" failed. The latest one "mth101" is ready for use.
Current Achievements :- Founder chairman of "Epsylum and Delta Company" along with "Rma Rwt"

4 comments:

  1. Communicating to the past using a network :) Thats an Intresting thought :)

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  2. This post may not look attractive to many. But I guess IIT Kanpur guys would understand why I wrote like this.

    Well in our First Year, there was course called MTH101 whose instructor were Nandini Nilkentan along with Rama Rawat. This course was a challege for all, one of the toughest courses, and around 99 guys failed this course.

    This post actually refers to that in a different manner.

    This is a particular style of writing which tells something else and intends something else ( kind of sarcasm ) . I hope you liked it.

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  3. Hey u write really well..Nice sense of humour actually...Great conceptualisation...Waiting for further posts

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  4. the programmer's profile is awesomely written :)

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